Just what I wanted to see at 8 AM!

On my way to the dentist this morning, I was behind a truck. This truck had something dangling from its bumper. I said to myself, "That cannot possibly be what I think it is!" But when we stopped at a red light, I got a better look. Yes indeed, there was a pair of fake testicles hanging from the truck bumper! That's a new one on me. Where do you even go to buy fake testicles? And why would you want to?

The dentist, btw, had a field day in my mouth, five fillings. There's still a quarter of my mouth to do (the lower right), and then hopefully everything will be repaired from the years of neglect.